(Photo Credit: Someone's fake twitter account for Blue Ivy)

Today is my birthday and all I'd like to do is be at home in my bed watching a few episodes of Selling New York...that wouldn't fly with Blue Ivy. To celebrate her first birthday, Beyonce and Jay-Z spent $200,000 on the party!

A $2,000 cake here, an $80,000 diamond bedazzled Barbie there...also, $30,000 worth of gifts for the guests and not just any roses, pink and white roses that totaled $95,000.

I'll take my hgtv now...